Jimmy's Guest Blog

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO INTERNET! You're looking dapper today, or is that just my reflection in Trevor's laptop monitor? ZINGO ZANGO, BINGO BANGO! (that's what I say when I make a good joke. Ask anyone in PBC, I always say that).So here it is world, Jimmy's guest blog, LET THE HITS FLY IN. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! You might be asking yourself what it is I have to blog about,well I'll tell you. My fucking bullshit placement on Trevor's bullshit list. NUMBER FUCKING THREE EVERYTIME! For the record, after every list posting Trevor does, he pulls me aside and tells me I am his true number one. He also promises me acting work and cocaine, you can guess what happens next. Anyway, I have a theory about THE LIST and here it is.
I may be number three on every list posting but that just proves my point exactly. I am ALWAYS number three while everyone else fluctuates between one and five. Nate Morris goes from one to five as soon as the sun sets, this is also the witching hour of his alter ego "Creeper Nate" or "Hate Morris" This is a very dark time for everyone in PBC. Goose is the ultimate list swimmer. He is consistently never and always letting everyone down. Wrap your head around that. Menke meanders between three and four depending on his facial hair and foot odor and Browne...well....
Anyway, my point is this. I am the only member of PBC who stays the same. I'M STAYING THE COURSE and hence am the only one in PBC that Trevor can trust at any given moment. It's simple really. I am the anchor in Trevor's life, the one true constant,maybe even more important to him than his own mother(love you suze, call me) and thus I am always his number one, regardless of what this internet machine tells you. You all out there in internet world should make your own lists of your favorite pbc members post them in the comments section. Please keep in mind that no one reads those things but me so be as harsh and honest as you want. I have to go play a show now. Check ya later world. VOTE JIMMY